Last login: 22 hours agoWilllburr
willlburr is a single guy from Heavens Above, Texas, USA.
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Member since Feb 17, 2006
♀♀♀♀♀Hostes alienigeni me abduxerunt. Qui annus est? Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. ♀♀♀♀♀

Aliens Rule !!!

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May 8, 5:52pm
Peace

May 1, 12:40pm
My friends it saddens me to announce that I am all done making themes but it's for the best. A fallout shelter will still remain active I will not be taking it down. I will also not be able to give Tech support any more. All of this is because of several things, The top most on the list is my Health. I will be contacting some of my fellow Stumblers as to where I can be found. If I have not contacted you then I am sorry, and if you wish to stay in contact send me a message to afalloutshelter@gmail.com

It has been wonderful to meet the people that I have met, there have been a few that I have wished I have never known. but they have been blocked. The last few years has been great Very up lifting. But I must move on.
Thanks for the great time here and all the wonderful memories.

Peace
Willlburr

PS. I will stop in at this profile now and then to keep it active as long as I can. However I will not be answering any messages sent here.
Apr 27, 5:27pm
I will play nice with the other Children...
Apr 27, 11:34am
79 Percent Of Americansjump
An SUV owned by one of the estimated 205 million Americans who are missing the point entirely.
Apr 20, 12:45am
Old Rooster


A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "Okay old fart, time for you to retire."

The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you cannot handle all of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"

The young rooster says, "Beat it! You are washed up and I am taking over."

The old rooster says, "I tell you what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."

The young rooster laughs, "You know you don't stand a chance old man, so just to be fair I will give you a head start."

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He is already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by. He grabs up his shotgun and boom, he blows the young rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Dangit, third gay rooster I bought this month."

Moral of the story...

Don't mess with us old folks. Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill!
Apr 19, 8:01am
Apr 19, 7:50am

An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.
After a while, he finds himself in a very nice neighborhood with big, stately residences. No pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all no public restrooms.

However, he really has to go, after all those Guinness's. He finds a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decides to use the wall to solve his problem.

As he is unzipping, he is tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who says, "Sir, you simply cannot do that here, you know."

"I'm very sorry, officer," replies the American, "but I really have to go, and I just can't find a public restroom."

"Ah, yes," said the bobby, "just follow me". He leads the American to a back delivery alley to a gate, which he opens.

"In there," points the bobby, "whiz away sir, anywhere you like."

The fellow enters and finds himself in the most beautiful garden he has ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculptured hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom.

Since he has the policeman's blessing, he relieves himself and feels much more comfortable. As he goes back through the gate, he says to the bobby "That was really decent of you. Is that what you call English hospitality?"

"No sir...", replied the bobby, "that is what we call the French Embassy."
Apr 18, 9:39pm

Google Is Your Friend

All Smart People Use Google

It Appears That You Are Not One Of Them

Bart at a blackboard with a pro-google message
Apr 17, 1:35pm
End is near for Windows XP
Microsoft is set to pull the popular operating system off store shelves in June. » What it means to you

Save Windows XP | InfoWorld | Save Windows XP! The clock is ticking [infoworld.com]
Sign the petition to save Windows XP indefinitely.
Windows Vista will burn you, It is 10 times worse then Windows ME.

I encourage everyone to repost this.
Apr 17, 11:50am
I need one !
We love our cats... and they seem to love walking across our keyboards! You can't blame them, they just want to be near us. With the Kit-In Box, cats have a place to rest that's out of the way, but still an arm length's away from a scratch on the belly. The Kit-In Box can attach to the side of a desk or be placed on top it. Felt pads protect the desk top. Cats are drawn to the soft cushion and the high walls, which are perfect for nesting. The Kit-In Box can support a 20 lbs cat and even small dogs!
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